"Raphmoe" (raphmoe)
11/17/2014 at 22:03 • Filed to: journalism, ford, raphmoe, hooligan, ken block
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"Raphmoe" (raphmoe)
11/17/2014 at 22:03 • Filed to: journalism, ford, raphmoe, hooligan, ken block | 4
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Have you been working all day? No? Well, this post is for you.
Ken Block made a video today, it's basically the Ebola of the internet today and is the coolest thing since the last coolest thing that blew your mind. This insane super awesome video of shredding tires will eviscerate your skull for today until tomorrow when the new super wild youtube video comes out and good lord how awesome is this ford and monster and motec (full system exhaust but really the tachometer in the video) and LOS ANGELESS. IT WAS IN LOS ANGELES AND THE RIVER THAT IS CONCRETE. Also, lol look a reference to OJ from 20 years ago, I sure hope the kids know what a Ford Bronco is OMG MORE TIRE SMOKE. What a great video. It was called Gymkhana 7 and made us all come and see it multiple times without any moisture because there is a draught in California where the film was made so Ken Block went in on us dry and loved it.
Furthermore, Ford continued to blast our senses by dropping a super duper Gt350 that we all love! because power is awesome! All new cars are now great! But only the ones that nobody will buy and we can't afford! Top 10 reasons new cars are better than old cars is not true because, well, I don't know, I don't get paid for this. Ohhhh speaking of new cars!
The Dodge Hellcat! Is awesome! But advertising for it sucks, because you suck! I don't even know what we're trying to say anymore but fuck it, more people are reading this because the lights are getting brighter, the signs are getting larger, and there's more crossover content. Oh look a plane!
A train!
OH GOD AN AIR STRIKE FROM FOXTROT ALPHA DAWG WHYYYYY
The ATS is dog shit but nobody will say it is because Detroit has to be propped up by automotive journalists because, uhhhh the people before us did that, and uhhhh the people before them did too. Kind of like how catholic priests continue to touch altar boys. Well, I was touched! Might as well keep it going? Right? Right.
And lastly, it is never, ever, a good thing to sleep in your car. Unless you're homeless, or can't afford a hotel room. If you can't afford a hotel room, maybe you should think about changing career paths because you've hit rock bottom.
Finally, Regular Car Reviews have lost their way. S2000? Reglr Cars Pls. What happened to you, you used to be the voice of a generation of goons and now you are corporate sell outs maaaaan. Peace, love, happiness, joy, tire smoke, BMW, Audi, Volvo, Honda, Suzuki, Be free and sing to the stars.
What did I miss?
Brian Silvestro
> Raphmoe
11/17/2014 at 22:07 |
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made us all come and see it multiple times without any moisture because there is a draught in California where the film was made so Ken Block went in on us dry and loved it.
ok this is actually hilarious
Dsscats
> Raphmoe
11/17/2014 at 22:10 |
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Another reference in the video: Block takes exit 22B
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Raphmoe
> Dsscats
11/17/2014 at 22:11 |
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Fuck yes.
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Raphmoe
> Brian Silvestro
11/17/2014 at 22:14 |
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;)
Kate's Dirty Sister
> Raphmoe
11/17/2014 at 22:55 |
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TIL only german companies offers cheap lease, yeah because their resale value is good and it helps the concept of leasing.
To compensate that, american manufacters have to subsidies mortages without interest over 72 months to move their crap.
http://jalopnik.com/old-folks-digs…
But it's much better, at least it doesn't make you a whore, just a slave of that heavily depreciating piece of crap you'll have to pay for the next decade, to finally trade it in for nothing.
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Raphmoe
> Kate's Dirty Sister
11/17/2014 at 22:57 |
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It is truly mind boggling that some people ignore facts in the face of actual, real, numbers. That's passion.
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Kate's Dirty Sister
> Raphmoe
11/17/2014 at 23:00 |
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They'll just never have to play with such numbers, a -methmobile- ex popo panther is 2000 tops, and that's all they'll ever be able to afford.
Jonathan Harper
> Raphmoe
11/18/2014 at 09:04 |
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JBH rides a plane. Fo free.
sketchcat
> Raphmoe
11/20/2014 at 01:12 |
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"..because there is a draught in California"
Draught?
"Forget it, hes rolling"
